Handsome Party – The Conduit of Power
Sunday, September 14th, 2008
"The 'J' is for 'Just'; the 'K' is for 'Keep'"
Per the request of a certain reader (we have readers?) – a photo from Sunset Junction. When Pretty Handsome and Dirty Handsome combine using the coveted Matthew McConaughey-provided J.K. Livin’ armbands, awesome things are bound to happen. Like road sodas, some rocking music, or photos where it sort of looks like Dirty Handsome has arm muscle (we have arm muscle?).
Handsome Party – Always Party with Mom
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
Take me (and mom!) out to the ballgame...
As you may have surmised, the Handsome Association really likes to party in Los Angeles. This is made worse when family is in town, as our family also really likes to party. In honor of (most) of my family getting their power back after Hurricane Gustav (coverage at our real job here) here’s a photo of mom and I singing our hearts out during the 7th inning stretch at Dodger Stadium.
Sunset Junction – Updates on the Way
Monday, August 25th, 2008
Suffice to say, it was this type of weekend
We’re working to get our house back to some semblance of the normal mess we live with as opposed to the expensive rental mess we had over the weekend. Our Sunset Junction roundup is coming, inlcuding:
- Our review of Broken Social Scene’s performance
- Other festival reviews and commentary
- Instructions for frying a turkey
- Cocktail suggestions for summer parties
- Of course, some special Junction-themed Handsome Party
Handsome Party – I Just Wanna Dance
Monday, August 4th, 2008This is our first Handsome Party post – one in an ongoing series of photos proving that Handsome people actually do have a better time than the ‘normals.’
No girls, no drama - we just wanna dance.
Observations – a New Category for Big Handsome
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
One of at least six mistakes I've made
I saw something humorous on the walk from the 302 bus (yes, public transit in Los Angeles) to the office the other day and was inspired to write about it. Unfortunately, there was no category that encompassed these day to day happenings that I thought deserved attention for whatever reason. I hemmed and hawed for a day or so, then remembered that I could just invent a new category:
- Observations: Casual observations from our Handsome eyes
The result of the mistake above after the jump… (Read on …)
Brett Favre: We Are Officially Over It
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008This is the first in an ongoing series of things we’re over. Why are we over them? Because they’re ugly, they’re embarassing, they’re out of context, or they’re all around offensive. Enjoy.
Whiny bitches are not allowed at training camp
Despite the fact that should a certain member’s girlfriend ever find this point it could be grounds for termination, we are officially over Brett Favre. It all started with a heartfelt, teary-eyed retirement speech shortly after the Giants (who had defeated the Packers in a crushing, last minute win in the division championships) won their surpirse victory over the Patriots. I don’t care who you are, everyone has to feel for a Super Bowl-winning Old Yeller getting put out to pasture.
Then the rumors started… but these were expected, right? Nothing was going on in the NFL and a little old fashioned rumor mongering about a great-but-now-”retired” quarterback makes for good news when nothing is going on and the NBA playoffs haven’t started yet. In recent weeks you can’t turn on ESPN without coming across another ridiculous story about whether or not Favre would show up to training camp or what his value as an old man is on the market. (Read on …)
Welcome to Handsome – The First Post
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Lesson 1: Frying Turkey is Very Handsome
Welcome to Big Handsome – The Official Blog of the Handsome Association. Some time ago in a drunken, arrogant haze we decided that we would be The Handsome Association; in doing so we cemented three key principles:
- Going forward we would always refer to ourselves as the Handsome Assocation, and never something pedestrian like ‘my group of guy friends’
- We would refer to the Association as much as possible to irritate members’ girlfriends (should they have or keep them at all)
- We would slowly work on a vernacular and doctrine that is evolving into the blog you’re reading today
Henceforth, we set out into the world of Los Angeles and beyond to live as gentlemen, to better ourselves, to explore, and to run down all haters at any given costs. Posts will be divided into categories: (Read on …)